"Can't we all just get along?"

Mittens and I are involved in a standoff of epic proportions. I tell her to stay off of the coffee table. She insists on jumping up there.............paws first.

Erica and I went by Dunkin' Doughnuts during our lunch break. If society accepted injecting sugar into one's veins, I would be down at the corner with the other junkies getting my fix of the legal white stuff.

HOLLA'!!!!!!

And now...(drumroll, Paul)...we bring you Late Night Lloyd X's (as in X-mas) Top Ten List
Lloyd: "Tonight's top ten list is the top ten brands of shampoo."
Julia Roberts: "Oh, Lloyd!"
Lloyd: "That's right, Julia. Don't interupt me again!!! As I was saying...the top ten brands of shampoo are:
10. White Rain
9. Suave
8. Paul Mitchell
7. Alberto V05
6. Equate (extra strength dandruff control )
5. Aussie
4. Pantene Pro-V
3. Head & Shoulders
2. Herbal Essences
And the number one shampoo is: Pert Plus (two-in-one conditioner AND shampoo)!
Julia: "Lloyd, that's chearing! it's also a conditioner."
Lloyd: "Shut up, Julia!"