"Friendly" competition

It seems some asses are speculating / poking fun at old Lloyd. I decided to have my own little competition. Write the best gay love story to accompany this photo. The winner (or weiner, dare I say) receives a shit shake a la Mittens and a dirty old undershirt I used to wipe urine off my leg during one of my late night "sessions" at work.

***EDIT: Well folks, I guess those pictured in a warm embrace didn't want you to submit your gay love stories. The photo was taken down. Where's the love these days? When men are ashamed of having fictional love stories written about a nice kiss, what has the world come to? If you want to know what was in the picture, ask those asses at www.universitydailykansan.blogspot.com. I have a feeling they were behind the censorship.***

Current mood: ambidextrous
Currently listening to: Mr. Big