I wish cat litter smelled more minty

Well, I was going to post a "best of" entry today hilighting the stories submitted with yesterday's photo narrative contest.

But since that image no longer exists to the general public, I have a different topic to discuss today.

I have submitted the following answers to your "Who is Lloyd?" contest.

By the way, this hurt my feelings that you would resort to a questionnare to get to know me. If you really want to find a person's true soul, you must swap muffin recipies first. (See you at class, Margie *wink!)

Back to the contest, which Mittens helped me fill out:

1. What is your favorite word? Smite

2. What is your least favorite word? Fatman

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Reading old Ziggy or Family Circus cartoons

4. What turns you off? Porn

5. What is your favorite curse word? Rats

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Cats when they are mating

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Heavy breathing

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Barber ( I specialize in buzz cuts!)

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Emergency room doctor ( blood is gross!!!)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You're not as fat and smelly as your friends said you were. ;(

Also, please answer these:
11. How old is Lloyd? I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS. JEEZ.
29 ( for the third straight year ;))

12. Where does Lloyd live? The best apartment in the world

13. What does Lloyd do? I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS TOO. JEEZ!!!
Works at the stupid bank

14. WHO IS LLOYD?
The Midwest's #1 cat lover 4 EVAH! ;)