Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Celebrate good times -- Come on!

Lloyd is in the hizz-ouse.

Might I suggest that all you asses take a break from your bellyaching and stop to celebrate Niger's Independence Day. That nation's bloody revolution brought a new day for the shackled black man. As my mentor, idol and would-be friend Malcolm X always used to say, "... you can't keep the black man down." Amen, brother.



Mittens shows his support for Niger's freedom by enduring what he considers a representation of what Niger's black citizens were forced to do during their bloody days of slavery -- prior to Honest Abe's intervention. Honestly, Abe, good move. He's only carrying the coolest Lego castle on my block, but Mittens isn't as big as a black man. (Get your heads out of the gutters, people.)

For all my SW co-fans, don't forget tonight's Meetup at the Daluca Springs Hobbytown. Lightsabers required. Check your Bank of America bullshit at the door.

Oh, and Dmoney is "D biggest loser."

Peace out.

3 Comments:

At 5:48 PM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

Not as sick as you make me with your terrible stories.

Sleep with you? This must be you living out some sort of fantasy dream..

I don't do dudes, much to your dissappointment, I am sure.

As for me and Mittens, I would never do such a thing to a poor cat.

What you do to farm animals out in middle-of-nowhere, Kansas with your crazy bad-pudding maker grandpa is your business.

How bout a truce -- I give you a back rub if you admit to writing a really boring blog?

 
At 5:01 AM, Blogger Carolyn said...

thanks for the sarcastic comment on my blog ;) It made me come read your blog...it is pretty entertaining...and you have a very cute cat.

 
At 5:04 PM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

Boo hoo --

I didn't read the fine print on your "pudding" blog entry. Maybe if you didn't move your blog without telling me, I could have double checked my facts...

And what's all this you keep brining up about butt sex? Like I already said: I dont do dudes.

Maybe if you had the slightest sense of humor or could laugh at your pathetic life (like me) then we wouldn't be here.

At least I haven't pulled up anchor and moved my blog TWICE.

Ignoramus rex pansy and a sissy, is all that makes you.

Mittens agrees, by the way.

 

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