Celebrate good times -- Come on!
Lloyd is in the hizz-ouse.
Might I suggest that all you asses take a break from your bellyaching and stop to celebrate Niger's Independence Day. That nation's bloody revolution brought a new day for the shackled black man. As my mentor, idol and would-be friend Malcolm X always used to say, "... you can't keep the black man down." Amen, brother.

Mittens shows his support for Niger's freedom by enduring what he considers a representation of what Niger's black citizens were forced to do during their bloody days of slavery -- prior to Honest Abe's intervention. Honestly, Abe, good move. He's only carrying the coolest Lego castle on my block, but Mittens isn't as big as a black man. (Get your heads out of the gutters, people.)
For all my SW co-fans, don't forget tonight's Meetup at the Daluca Springs Hobbytown. Lightsabers required. Check your Bank of America bullshit at the door.
Oh, and Dmoney is "D biggest loser."
Peace out.
3 Comments:
Not as sick as you make me with your terrible stories.
Sleep with you? This must be you living out some sort of fantasy dream..
I don't do dudes, much to your dissappointment, I am sure.
As for me and Mittens, I would never do such a thing to a poor cat.
What you do to farm animals out in middle-of-nowhere, Kansas with your crazy bad-pudding maker grandpa is your business.
How bout a truce -- I give you a back rub if you admit to writing a really boring blog?
thanks for the sarcastic comment on my blog ;) It made me come read your blog...it is pretty entertaining...and you have a very cute cat.
Boo hoo --
I didn't read the fine print on your "pudding" blog entry. Maybe if you didn't move your blog without telling me, I could have double checked my facts...
And what's all this you keep brining up about butt sex? Like I already said: I dont do dudes.
Maybe if you had the slightest sense of humor or could laugh at your pathetic life (like me) then we wouldn't be here.
At least I haven't pulled up anchor and moved my blog TWICE.
Ignoramus rex pansy and a sissy, is all that makes you.
Mittens agrees, by the way.
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