Friday, August 19, 2005

Thank me later, Dumbovan aka "Harry"

"DMoany" and "Harry Conick, Jr." (suspected alias of DMoany),
I know you "two" bros are out there, and for this reason, I am going to try to hook you up with a fine young piece of ass. DMoany, now that I've attempted to get you some action, please stop talking about Mittens and sexual intercourse. No readers of this blog like that stuff. Here are excerpts from my friend Teresa's blog. She's chillin' in the real OC.

"Fast forward -- mid coitus I kinda throw out there (because I'm a bitch), "Was your original intention just to fuck me?" He looks at me..."No...I actually wanted to hang out...why, did you only wanna fuck me?" I laugh and say of course not. Because really, I thought I'd get out of this without being molested. Molestation is the wrong word, because I obviously consented in the (in the name of sexual release), but still!"

Teresa's life is better than a Jackie Smith novel. Jeez! To check this out yourself, visit: http://unadulteratedinsanity.blogspot.com/

4 Comments:

At 9:00 PM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

If you are trying to drop clues or hints, DMoany, then you are doing a horrid job.

You are so very glib.

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

Dumbovan, you're so glib, you're a Glibnoramus Rex. Take that!

 
At 11:31 PM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

oHairy -

Your clues are as clear as mud. If you want to lead me on, then do a better job.

In the mean time, I have better things to do with my time, like dake a dump by my boss' car door.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

Die Dill. Danks, dasshole (a.k.a. Dumbovan)

 

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