Dumbovan Asskinson strikes again...and this time, he's got a job at another newsletter

From www.universitydailykansan.blogspot.com.

"Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Jobby job
I got a jobby job, as Michelle would say (Are you trying to be Snoop Doggy Dog? You've got a long way to be as cool as my bro Snoop. Perhaps this is a reference to your love of the animal...and I think you know what I mean by that.), today. I accepted a position as a page designer with the Oshkosh Northwestern (Oshkosh-be-gosh-nobody-cares). It's a small Gannett paper in Oshkosh, Wisc. They're really big on having their people advance (When you're at the bottom, there's nowhere to go but up) and it seems like a really neat place to be. Every year, the town hosts an airshow, a country music festival and soemthing to do with Ducks Unlimited (more animal action, of course).Of course, y'all will be free to visit me in Wisconsin once I find a place to live.-- Dumbovan"

I looked up Crapville, Wis. The median household income is $39,000. Have fun in Shittsville with your cheese, country music and ducks. Make sure your papa sends some of his shit soup (a.k.a. pudding) along for the ride.