Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Pitching a Tent for Tracy

You heard right. Lloyd is starting his own club. It's called Pitching a Tent (wink, wink) for Tracy, and it's dedicated to my favorite "Growing Pains" hottie, Tracy Gold herself. If you're interested in joining, leave me a comment.

DMoany, Hairy Balls and Pinocchio need not apply since they're in the rival fan club, Pitching a Tent for Alan Thicke. Women need not apply since they are not anatomically capable of pitching a tent. All others (including Arab-Americans, Italians, Jews and Blacks) are encouraged to apply. No Amish, please.

9 Comments:

At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who do you think you are making fun of everybody when you have a picture of on old 1970s television star? Your the ASS!

 
At 3:13 PM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

It looks like you are the ass, my stupid friend. Tracy was on in the late 80s, early 90s. When you start your own club, you can pitch a tent for the person of your liking. If you don't have anything productive to say about Tracy or any of my rivals (DMoany, Harry Balls), then please see yourself off of this blog. Either that or challenge me to a duel!

 
At 7:06 AM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

Will the real DMoany please stand up? Canned nuggets sure sounds like Dumbovan Asskinson. What the hey are those things anyway? You eat gross food!

 
At 9:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

love what you did with your hair. and the glasses, oh my god you turn me on so much. i want your babies so bad. please tell me you want me loyd. your curley hair makes me want to sit on your face. Funny... your nose job looks so much like tracy..

 
At 9:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

love what you did with your hair. and the glasses, oh my god you turn me on so much. i want your babies so bad. please tell me you want me loyd. your curley hair makes me want to sit on your face. Funny... your nose job looks so much like tracy..

 
At 4:25 PM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

Annon -- was this post so funny you decided to post it twice? You should've posted that comment under my "Failed attempts at comedy" post. Jeez!

Since the subject was my club, Pitching a Tent for Tracy, it was obvious that the picture was of none other than Tracy Gold. If you think I look like Trace, all I can say is thank you. She's babe-o-licious!

 
At 10:20 AM, Blogger LloydChristmas69 said...

The dueling DMoanys. Fab! Like I need two ignoramus rexes reading my site. DMoany, why don't you and your split personality just chill. Partake in a backrub. Purchase a cat.

Best!
Lloyd X (mas)

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger JR said...

This is some really funny shit going on w/ the post, but then I see the comments. I may come here daily for laughts!

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Scott said...

This thread is friggin' great!

 

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