And God spoke to Lloyd and said: "Make this guy's blog cool."
You've got to love this, boys and girls and asses.
'Ol Lloyd has stumbled across a rather intriguing blog.
http://vallofides.blogspot.com/
Among the highlights, this Bible-beater criticizes the right to lambaste our President, who is quite possibly dumber than my cat.
Methinks that this fellow blogger would not be as pleased with the Government's response if the majority of those afflicted and shown on TV looked and lived a little more like him. I'm sure he'd also say that looting is a sin even if it was to feed your starving and dying family.
Just sayin'...
I know I'd grab food from those shelves like it was an event on 'American Gladiators.' I'd also wear the pads and shove people. I might even hurl my feces like a rabid monkey. I guess I'll never know until I wear the shoes..
In other Lloyd news, Mittens has been reading the feline interpretation of the Bible and wishes to pass along the following advice to Jesus Jr.:
"Don't hate the player, hate the game." -- Saint Ice T
posted by LloydChristmas69 @ 2:12 PM
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14 Comments:
Right on, tits. Maybe you should leave a comment and tell him to lighten up.
Lucy, maybe you should check into some anger management programs. Take DMoany while you're at it. You two hotheads could have a great time together.
Chick fight!
Muffins and you are lucky it was a new car...I was told my blog is great and should I need any good porn, this gentleman would help me out. I have all the porn I can handle already.
The Christian republican would probably have a freakin' heart attack with that spam. I thought my eyes were burning with his right wing bile (I used his term tee hee) and I told him so.
Right on, asses.
Let them know how you really feel. Not sure that I am your one-stop shop for porn, unless you want a bootleg copy of two cats going at it in the alley.
That actually belongs to Mittens, so I'll have to ask her before I make any promises.
tell you what lloydy, post up another pic of poo - it's much better than what you have to say.
I tried to read his blog but the amout of bullshit froze up my computer. And open minded christian with strong views??? Isnt that like saying I drive fast at a moderate rate of speed? It does not comput It does not comput It does not comput!
Cass, you just like when they bible thum your huge melons. Hooray for Muffins!
I bet David Lee Travis has an odor problem and covers it up by being a bully.
If I had to guess, I'd say you smell like a mix of rotten peas and curdled yogurt, with a pinch of sweat thrown in.
Methink someone is jealous...Need a backrub or a muffin recipie? Those cheer me right up. Or, I could poop on someone's car in your honor. Your choice.
David Lee Roth --
Sticks and stones, sticks and stones...
It really is not my problem if you haven't gotten laid in a while. I know a guy who know a guy, if you can't hook this up on your own.. Just let me know. He taught me special back rub secret.
As much as you hate this blog, you seem to read it pretty regularly. Maybe you hould try touching yourself while reading 'ol Lloyd the next time you visit this site. I think Jesus would look the other way just once.
Peace,
Lloyd
You said, this Bible-beater criticizes the right to lambaste our President, who is quite possibly dumber than my cat. I think that is a major insult to cats everywhere! Seriously.
talking of insults, I think MuCass is an insult to humanity
I can vouch that Dave Lee Travis (or Hairy Cornflake as we affectionately call him) does not have an odour (note spelling) problem, nor is he a follower of that feller Jesus. He is also not a personality-obsessed, hypocritical, bandwagon-jumping, self-important boor as most of the people here appear to be.
And now for our sad story
Doo doo doo doooooooo doo doo doooooo
Oh Simon and David..
Just because you say it's so doesn't make it true.
If you don't like what I say, then don'd come back to read it. Better yet, start your own blog so I can make sure to never visit it.
This blog ain't going nowhere, asses,
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some brownies to make.
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