Curious Lloyd spends a week on vacation

Howdy do, asses --

Lloyd here with a mucho late update on the goings on im my Universe.

Where have I been, you may wonder? Let me just tantalize you by saying this: Rhymes with “squirrels in heat”

Anyway, here I am, fresh off a long-overdue vacation. I tell you, its goddamn hard to keep the boss from finding out the intern does all your weekly reports for you. Thank god the intern’s first language is anything but English.

Well, here I am. I’ve seen a whole new crap-load of movies and even read the Cliffs Notes version on the Old and New Testaments of the Bible. Did you know there was a pillar of salt and a baby was nearly chopped in half? Pretty gory reading, if you ask me.

This could be what's contributing to violence in our youth. The pink elephant in the room that no one wants to address on all these news shows...


I spent a few days on my annual national search for my biological father. The older I get the more my mom tells me, though her memory of dear ‘ol dad ends somewhere after her third tequila shot of the night back on a week early 1980s when she was knocked up with dear me.

Well, that’s all for now. I have not forgotten about any of you, especially DMoany, and I think that’s all I need to say on that matter...

I have a car to crap on.

Current mood: Dreary
Current music. They Might Be Giants