My boss is a Jewish banker...

...not a carpenter. He is none other than Dan Schindvo (no relation to Oskar Schindler or Terry Schiavo), and he's a first-class boob.

Moving along...I suspect that my new friend Babes in Gayland is none other than DMoany. Will the real DMoany please stand up? I read he is going to work at the same newsletter as DMoany. Quinkie-dink? I think not. Ahh, the wonders of the next button in the righthand portion of the screen.

Anyway, I wrote a rather witty comment to his post about homosexual Jeopardy. He insists on being a Communist though. Why does everybody hate the First Amendment except for me and Mittens? Jeez! So, for all you folks who missed it, here it is again:

Gayest Jeopardy ... Ever

This afternoon I was watching Jeopardy because I couldn't find anything else to watch. It had to be one of the gayest episodes ever (the only way it could get gayer is if Elton John, Ellen and Regis Philbin were competing on the same episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. Yes, I know Regis isn't gay, but he's so Regis he's almost camp.)

But why was it so gay? First round, one of the categories was "'C'LOTHES," in which all the answers were types of clothes that began with the letter "c" (and yes, I did answer all of them correctly, even the one about caftans). Second round, one of the categories was "PLACE THAT TUNE," in which the contestants had to correctly identify the muscial a given song title was from (I missed two of the five, but I did get the Daily Double).

Anyway, the boy is back in Manhattan and we're going to have lunch together after we go to our respective churches. Church, then lunch with a boy where we will discuss the future of our relationship. I'm sure there's something odd about that, but I can't come up with a good enough zinger.

posted by capt.marvel @ 9:48 PM

And here's my reinactiment of homosexual Jeopardy:

Alex Trebek: "The answer is: D biggest loser on D blogger network."
(insert beep, beep sound)
AT: "Yes, Ken?"
Ken Jennings: "Who is DMoany?"
AT: "That's correct, Ken! You just won again. As a special prize, we'll fly you to New York's famed gay pride parade."
KJ: "I can't wait!"