Wednesday, December 14, 2005

If you love free speech, HOLLA!!!!!


Well dykes and dogs, it looks like my friend Dumbovan Asskinson is at it again with hating all over the First Amendment. He won't let old Lloyd post a comment. Dumbovan even has another blog dedicated to arts & crafts. You can find it at www.designupfront.blogspot.com, but don't try to comment because Dumbovan will only allow those he likes. Since Dumbovan won't let me share my comments on his ramblings on his blog, I decided to post his blog on mine and then share my comments. The following crap is from www.isyournewbabymakingyougay.blogspot.com. My comments in red.

"I have lost about 20 pounds since moving. Who knew that moving to a state known for beer and cheese would actually have a slimming effect? Your mom, that's who.

When I moved out of my grandpa's, I weighed about 215 pounds. Porker. Yeah, I know. According to the BMI calculator on the Men's Health Web site, being that weight at my height was a dangerous combination. Well, not super dangerous. More like "eventually you will die, but your eventually is a whole lot closer than someone else who weighs less than you." Eat more. Get that whole death date moved up.
So now I wiegh about 195. Porker. I would like to say that this is because of a strict diet and detailed exercise regime. However, it is mainly due to not eating as much and eating less junk, with a bit of exercise thrown in when I feel like doing it. "Doing it" you're not. I am positive of that. However, I have still not reached the "safe" weight suggested by the BMI calculator. I still have to lose another 20 pounds for that. Make that 200.

Anyway, I'm going to go look at myself in the mirror now. And probably jack off to Oprah."

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