Gaaah! Avert your eyes!
"fuck u lloydchristmas69. shithead u aint got no right to b postin shit in other peoples blogs " (NOT made by the dork above in the picture)
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This next post goes out to all the dipsticks who can't write correctly to save their own life.
The above comment was left here on my site, probably by a gerbil with a keyboard and too much time on his hands. Gerbils and typwriters...funny stuff there.
I also added the picture at the top because I could not get over how stupid this clearly staged shot looks.
"Get a shot of me drinking this beer behind a stage."
What an ugly retardoramus rex!
Google image search will give you some crazy results based on what you look for.
I found "it" searching off the terms "Vaupel" and "douche-bag."
You can read his remarks here:
http://vaupel.blogspot.com/
But on to the post:
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yoyoyo--
Thees post goz to all thoz dissin on loyd.
fuk u - u got no write to be al up in my sit. Peepul just need to step down an look arownd beecuz I am not going anywheere.
u think I am not funny or worthwhile, but heere you are, reading this and poosting about it.
Bizzy week and the offise ahed. I haf fore reports doo to the bos and the intern is gon. I may hav to do aktual werk.
I'll bee sure to keeeeep all you azzes up too dates.
Curreny Muzzic: Moovie soundtrak to "Shikagoh"
Current mood: Misspelled
posted by LloydChristmas69 @ 6:30 PM
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28 Comments:
Annonymous has a case of the crazies. If you've read my blog at all, you'd see that I'm a cat lover -- not a dog lover.
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Thanks for the feedback!
http://mentalskidmark.blogspot.com/
Because they are afraid and intimidated by my awesome power.
That must be it.
Either that, or they are Grade A wussies with small genitals.
I sense anger in you.. But I really don't care.
It's not my problem that you can't take a friendly ribbing. Ass.
Keep this up for all I care. Sticks and stones, sticks and stones...
LLoyd you are pathetic. You call insulting people you don't even know "ribbing?" Keep up the good work Lloyd, your karma will be shot to hell soon enough and then you'll be wondering why you got cancer at the ripe young age of 40. Have a nice life pig, I truely hope for your sake that you find some sort of enlightenment. You will be laughed at for the rest of your life and the only "power" you will ever have is your weak excuse for wit that you post up here in your landfill of a blog.
So let me get this straight, Doctor --
Because I call you out for keeping a lame blog, I will develop cancer?
What will the medical community come up with next?
I come here again, reading all the comments. So fonging hilarious. You know, I get a kick out of it really. Just so long as you never catch up to me and find my blog. :P I don't think that will ever happen though. Good luck on your search!
--Phantom Anon--
Phantom --
Glad to know someone out there actually gets what I do.
Harrassment?
I think of it as flattery, espically when someone so righteous and full of their own crap like you thinks they know better.
If you had any balls, you could have just ignored me and moved on with your little life. Yet here we are -- you keep coming up with homosexual remarks and other various insults and I couldn't care less.
You also seem to favor the "anonymous" feature, I assume because you have no guts to actually use our real blogging name.
Cheers!
No GUTS? Anonymity is the same weapon you use PUSSY! Whats your real name LLOYD? While your at it, why don't you publish your home address, I'm sure there are a whole lot of people out there that would love to pay you a little visit. Your ugly comments against people you don't even know are evidence that your insecurities out number your redeeming qualities and you are extremely miserable due to your unrecognized exsistence in this world. I feel deeply for your family (whom I'm sure are nice people) for having to claim such a waste of sperm like you as a relative. Your biological father must have realized this before he left you in that dumpster wrapped in newspaper.
Sticks and stones, jackass.
You get pretty worked up over nothing, you know that?
Maybe you should have your blood pressure checked.
If "sticks & stones," is your best retort retard, maybe you should be the one who quits blogging. I sure haven't seen anything on your blog worthy of recognition or reward. Other than that pulitzer piece you wrote about your biological father. It sounded like a bad screen play from a soap opera. You are a sad little man with no friends and a fragile ego. If it weren't true you'd spend more time out and mingling with the opposite sex looking for something other than your hand to hump vs. staying home to "play editor," of other people's sites. Good luck getting laid looser!
To Lloyd, and the other: Keep your hand at the level of your eyes, lest you be hung. If you are unable to understand what I mean here, you should be hung, so please, leave your hand down, so the noose will go easily around your neck.
--Phantom Anon--
Sorry, ass --
I don't do this for the reward or recognition. And just because I don't write about a sex life doesn't mean I don't have one.
Judging by the frequency you come back and post retorts, I'd say you were pretty hard up for a piece of tail or any other hobbies, which is hardly my situation.
As for any insecurities I may or may not have, it's the pot calling the ketttle black my friend. I'm not the one who's flown off the handle on this very blog just because I left one little remark on yours.
And what's with all the masturbation quips? You think an awful lot about touching yourself, and frankly, that is just gross, though I can't stop you if my writing turns you on.
Cheers!
Lloyd
My head hurts after reading that post. I still don't know what that guy said.
Lets just put it this way LLoyd, I have worked hard for many years to be in a position where I don't have to anymore, so when a piece of useless placenta like you comes along insults someone/something I care about, I take no remorse in wasting a few minutes out of an hour of doing whatever the hell I want to sit down and belittle a worthless human being like yourself. You are a waste of skin, air, and natural resources (that is if you know what those are). Again I state that I hope that you are happy in your miserable meaningless life and that you find solace in the fact that no one likes you. Even the people that read this blog and give you props certainly wouldn't be caught dead buying a guy like you a beer. Your a stain on the matress LLoyd, something this world will be happy to cover up when your gone. Hope your having a shitty day!
You make a lot of assumptions.
I am unhappy? Says who? You, Mr. Anonymous? You can think what you want about my lifestyle, but life is pretty good here for 'ol Lloyd.
Feel free to keep letting the hate spew. It just shows everyone who reads this what a shallow retard you are.
I mean, who are we kidding? I leave one comment on your worthless blog and now you resort to calling me a waste of space?
Way to fly of the handle there, Mr. Cool.
Hope this keeps festering in your tiny brain. I have enjoyed a hearty laugh at your anger's expense every time you reply.
Ass.
"Your a stain on the matress LLoyd, something this world will be happy to cover up when your gone. Hope your having a shitty day!"
Please note your poor grammar. In this context, the correct use would be you're.
Please note the difference next time you write, wussy.
Cheers!
Lloyd
I'd also like to know why you hate black people, Mr. Annon. Why?
Mittens could teach you a thing or two about humanity. See the post on Nigeria for more information, ASS!
So you have the intellegence to point out someone's mistake at grammer? AMAZING!! I had you pegged for a worthless pile of shit!! Man was I wrong, you are a worthless pile of shit who read a grammer book at least once in his miserable life. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! And how, you ask, do I know that you are a miserable person? Because you deliver your judgements on people's blogs as if they were YOURS to judge. THIS shows that you are a miserable and unhappy person and are projecting your unhappiness onto other people to try and feel better about your measly exsistance. You and I BOTH know how you live your life, so there is no use in putting on the show for the rest of your visitors. I'd call them friends, but you don't have any!
Na na na, boo-boo. I don't care what you have to say, though it is really funny to read.
ENOUGH! DID I NOT INSTRUCT YOU TO KEEP YOUR HANDS AT THE LEVEL OF YOUR EYES?!? You both are bickering like children, it is so pitiful I feel the need to intercede! This isn't even an argument anymore! Its just throwing insults around! The point of the first argument was lost long ago! Now, I suggest both of you stop this bickering and look at yourselves before you decide to insult the other! And other, Lloyd is entitled to put whatever he so pleases on his blog. Why don't you do the same and post on your blog? You can use it the same way he does! Have you been to busy bickering like an elementary child to see this? Both of your comments are so pathetic I find myself pitying them. This doesn't happen alot, but it is all so elementary. There doesn't seem much point except the defense of ego. Its all a waste of time. And, Lloyd, as supportive as Mittens seems, I believe she probably has her own blog to keep up, say, insulting her fellow cat's blogs?
--Phantom Anon--
Phantom --
You are so right. I can post whatever I want. I just felt the need to reply to this dorkwad, and, well, you can see where that led.
I still think this person took what I wrote waaay to hard, but he/she is entitled to an opinion, hence the crazy rants this bloke leave here, which then spawn my replies.
It's just unfortunate that this person can't move on and ignore what I do here. I haven't visited his/her precious blog since the one time incident that apparently started all of this.
Amazing.
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Glad you see something my way Lloyd. Still waiting for what the other has to say though. Just remember other...hand at the level of your eyes...
--Phantom Anon--
Alright LLoyd,
I have had my fun at your expense. Although I do not appreciate someone coming into a space that doesn't concern them and disrespecting it. You have your right to your opinion as I do mine. Lets do eachother a favor and keep our opinions to our own blogs. Shall we?
I apologize.
You wanna hug it out?
Lets hug it out bitch!
So...the comments continue...you know, you could point out the good in lloyd, like the somewhat funny comments he adds to others blogs. Just a suggestion.
--Phantom Anon--
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