An open letter to Moany

Hello ladies and germs. Old Lloyd has been missing in action for a while. As most of you know, I've been in rehab for my clinical vicodin addiction. Thank you all for your prayers and cute cat cards. And now, an open letter to DMoany:

After reading your blog, "Crappylicious," I think we finally get it:
You like to eat poop. You're very comfortable with who you are, and you like to eat poop.
Now keep the poop out of your pants.

P.S. Lose your bitching and tell your mom to call me. We had a great time last night.